Weekend reading 24/09/2016

Order force: the old grammar rule we all obey without realising - Tim Dowling at the Guardian. My mind has been blown by less, TBH.
 - The Telegraph's Olivia Rudgard knows what's up.

Earth temperature timeline - XKCD also knows what's up, unfortunately. Thankfully he put it in a neat cartoon for us simple minded millennials.

Puff pastry wrapped lentil loaf - It Doesn't Taste Like Chicken. Too soon for the C word yet? Of course, we should be urgently discussing Halloween! But I think I've found my Christmas dinner with plenty of time to spare; and I'm feeling smug. No panic buying Linda McCartney sausages for me this Christmas Eve!